Nepal’s Democratic Truths

Preservation of People

Nepal. Isn’t it a beautiful country? And you obviously think the political leaders have taken measures to preserve the many beauties and people that are here.

Well, be surprised, reader, our idiotic politicians don’t give a damn. Come to think of it, they are unconscious about anything that might be happening in their country.

For example, today morning. At around 3 am, there was an accident on the Muglin- Narayangadh road. Two buses were carried off by a landslide and a lot of people were killed. Poor them.

 In the rainy season, when there are landslides and floods in every part of the country, they could have banned night buses. But do they care? No, of course not. They were probably thinking about lunch.

You see my dear readers, the only thing they care about is themselves. Don’t give a thought about preserving Nepal and the Nepali, you are more important. That is their MOTTO.

Inside the mind of K.P. Oli, Sherbahadur Deuwa, Makune and Prachanda

So, what has this country done to deserve such terrible rulers? I’m talking about the people mentioned above. I’m too tired to type the name of useless people over and over again. They don’t care about the beautiful country in their hands.

 It’s a country people would see in their wildest dreams, and here you are not giving a thought about it.

Honestly, is being the prime minister the only thing you care about???

 Are you so far sighted you can’t see how you’re ruining Nepal???

 Is speaking lies in public the only thing that counts???

 Is anything more important to you than your motherland???

If you say no, YOU ARE LYING AGAIN. I’m tired of writing about brainless zombies. The given diagram explains it all.

Inside the Mind of a Prime Minister

Democracy… An outside the box view

If there’s one good thing about the politicians of Nepal, it’s that they have provided their citizens with plenty of democracy.  You can do anything you want and no one gives a damn. They’re just used to the crazy environment. Not believing me? Read on and you’ll see.

 Throw garbage on the road and no one stops you. You can ride motorcycles on footpaths and no one cares. You can block up a road for an entire day because you’re building a wall around a piece of private land, you can mix sewage in the rivers, you can do this, you can do that and people don’t turn a hair.

But mostly for Politicians, you can leave your country as it is and ignore its whereabouts and spend the time fighting for the post of prime minister. I myself remember the time Prachanda called Oli a “कुहिएको अण्डा ‘’ on the radio, in front of everyone.

It’s like they have no other work. I have to admit that they’re all useless as a rotten egg. No offence.( not really)

Conclusion and Acknowledgements

Well, I hope your minds are full with the secrets of Nepal’s two faced, lying and sniveling SELFISH and IDIOTIC political leaders. Who knows how many more secrets they might be holding?

And I, I am not interested to learn the secrets of betraying, rotten plans to ruin Nepal that lie under their thick skulls.

Be sorry for yourself, because no one will be sorry for you. Or rather, don’t sit huffed up in the corner but improve yourself. And don’t expect to win anyone’s heart. They’ve lost hope. No one trusts you anymore. But, there is still hope. Start today and improve tomorrow.

And finally, the special thanks.

I’d like to thank my parents for encouraging me to write this article.

 I’d like to thank my Ama for always encouraging me ( and even forcing me ) to write. I’m truly grateful for once.

 And readers, Please help me to make Nepal a better country by backing me up with more satirical poems, stories and essays, even jokes. It’s clear now that politicians will   not do anything.

And last and least thanks to K.P. Oli, Sherbahadur Deuwa, Makune and Prachanda for making me and every person in Nepal ashamed of you guys.

 A special note to K.P. Oli, Sherbahadur Deuwa, Makune, Prachandas or any other donkeys who might be reading this

Well, did you realize your bad qualities and how to improve them? I understand if you are still thinking about lunch. Even then, I hope this article filled at least a millimeter of your empty brains. Thank you to everyone except K.P. Oli, Sherbahadur Deuwa, Makune and Prachanda and other donkeys.

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